Posted on Thursday, 15 December 2011

THINGS THAT MAKE THE CAT LOSE HIS SHIT

  • Sneezing
  • Coughing
  • Tossing shoes
  • Catnip
  • Opening drawers
  • Closing drawers
  • Holding cans
  • Standing near the kitchen sink
  • Oven alarm beeping
  • Me loudly beeping
  • Rolling over
  • That recording of coyote songs
  • The feather toy
  • Rattling the bag of Temptations

 

THINGS THAT DON’T PHASE THE CAT

  • Low flying helicopters
  • Low flying red-tail hawks
  • Anything that flies and is lower than one would expect

 

THINGS THAT DON’T PHASE ME

  • Everything on the “things that make the cat lose his shit” list

 

THINGS THAT MAKE ME LOSE MY SHIT

  • Low flying helicopters
  • Low flying red-tail hawks
  • Anything that flies and is lower than one would expect
  • Serial killers

 How can we make this work? 

 

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  1. juliebrister posted this
I am Julie Brister. I'm an actor, writer and improv teacher living in Los Angeles. I'm currently writing a novel.

I like campfires, board games, super spicy Thai food, the desert, creepy puppets, cats, wearing socks wrong side out, California living, napkins, artsy fartsy stuff, reading novels, the caramel corn at the Arclight, vegetable purees, French pop, horseys, good weird art, gulpy summer wine, skulls, comfy shoes, chile rellenos, bold accessories, kale salad, Jacaranda trees, lakeside vacations, Kubrick, true crime stories, kitty cat on cold feet, green and woodsy smells, funky cowboy boots, redwood trees, Trader Joe's, eavesdropping on people arguing in public, Bach, travel fantasies, groovy rugs, dining al fresco, memories of camp, doggies, saffron, long chats, hummingbirds, mean old nuns, old timey stuff, cloudy days, art deco LA, vintage cocktails, scary things, drive-thru car washes, bougie candles, Antiques Roadshow, dusk, english muffins, squeezy hugs, fluffy towels, Diane Arbus, Frito pie, thunderstorms, Victoriana, cinnamon, Mexican knick knacks, schadenfreude, owls, good manners, Texas, interesting pottery, jersey knit sheets, NPR, road trips, orange and chocolate together, good stemware, layering, Southern literature, New Orleans, people watching, Hitchcock movies, paint by numbers, Japanese incense, needle crafts, Nazi documentaries and cheese.

I dislike d-bags, j-holes and flip flops.


email: juliebrister@gmail.com