Joan Crawford, 1959 (via) Photographer: Eve Arnold
Nobody could rock blue marabou with a coral lip and nail like Joan.
Scars OK. Please let a scarred girl book this.
(Source: sussybuckets)
War Horse? Hell no! I do not like movies where the star is a goddamned horse.
my mother
Do you remember learning to write? I don’t. Yes, har dee har I still don’t know how to write. You got me.
My daughter is in kindergarten right now and she is learning to write. The spelling isn’t correct, the grammar challenged, but you can really understand a lot of what she writes now.
Some people might think the mermaid is wearing a bra, but I’m pretty sure that she just lost her balance sitting on that girl’s rock and her loosey goosey glasses fell off her face and landed in the boob zone.
Keep ‘em coming Phoebe.
(via dougmoe)
This was like a comedy nerd dream come true. I got to direct Tom Lennon, Kerri Kenney and Ben Garant (who are obviously some of the people who created The State, Viva Variety and Reno 911, all things I love) in a video about a fictional Noël Coward play.
The internet loves Noël Coward references, right?
This is absolutely delightful! Pooper full of nickels!
turf toe
“i am a prostitute and proud of it” Gertrude
who is Lana Del Rey
A kid once asked me for my autograph after he recognized me from this very bit. I told that kid to fuck off.
I tell you, it’s true. Kangaroos are a menace in Australia. They are worse than coyotes because kangaroos are six feet tall. A kangaroo knocked over a toddler. I saw it on PBS. It’s not funny, Julie. How’d you like to walk outside and there be animals all over the place that are six feet tall. SIX FEET TALL.
My mother
etsy:
(via Vintage POODLE with PUPS Ceramic ashtray by cammoo on Etsy)
This ashtray almost makes me want to start smoking again.
“I feel so weird, don’t you feel weird?” “Yeah”.
Daniel Clowes’ Ice Haven
Tastes like chicken… In many parts of Africa you’ll find the locals chomping with gusto on some - ahem - unusual foods.
(Lonely Planet Africa guide)
“No matter how delicious the bread is at the corner bakery, there is nothing quite so satisfying as a loaf of homemade bread, or a batch of warm, fragrant muffins fresh from the oven.”
(Quick Vegetarian Pleasures)
Um. Gross.
(Source: meme-meme)
